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'As a trombonist, no one can touch him.'

"Ooh, I must sit down - I'm dead on my feet!"

"Let's just say I have a pre-existing condition."

"Don't even interact with him. He just likes to say 'Kalamazoo.'"

Party Animals.

Bacchus.

'Well, gotta get up early and start drinking again.'

"I just realized you're my entire entourage."

'I like you, you remind me of someone.'

'Gosh, really? You've never been on any reality show at all?'

'Amscray,fuzzbrain - no carnivores allowed

Green Balloon

'Your husband? He's just leaving...'

"I always thought I'd be good at getting drunk and crying on camera for Bravo."

'It was an emotional wedding. Even the cake was in tiers.'

Canape?

"Fred's had too much to drink - now he's hitting on that old coat rack."

'A Ball at the Mansion House'

"I am so attracted to you right now."

I'm getting ready to apply for college. Do you have a list of party schools?

Man at penthouse party walks out onto terrace and is startled to see the Earth, instead of the moon, shining in the sky.

The Streets - Night

A man looks up at the earth

"See that stain? My wife did that, not me. All her, totally her fault."

"Tracey, this is Gene. He also read the Nancy Reagan book in unbound galleys."

A Woman Holding Canapes

"Yeah. But he's a handful."

"I don't know anything about art, but this is a damned good Martini."

"Send ME to bed early, will they?"

Masquerade

Carioca