Party Star Mugs

'As a trombonist, no one can touch him.'

"You're invited to our management excursion. Come dresses as a pinata."

"Let's just say I have a pre-existing condition."

"Ooh, I must sit down - I'm dead on my feet!"

"Don't even interact with him. He just likes to say 'Kalamazoo.'"

Party Animals.

Bacchus.

'Well, gotta get up early and start drinking again.'

"I just realized you're my entire entourage."

'I like you, you remind me of someone.'

"I am so attracted to you right now."

Canape?

'You must have been wearing your beer googles.'

"I always thought I'd be good at getting drunk and crying on camera for Bravo."

'Amscray,fuzzbrain - no carnivores allowed

'Your husband? He's just leaving...'

'A Ball at the Mansion House'

'It was an emotional wedding. Even the cake was in tiers.'

"Fred's had too much to drink - now he's hitting on that old coat rack."

Green Balloon

'Gosh, really? You've never been on any reality show at all?'

"I, TikTok."

I'm getting ready to apply for college. Do you have a list of party schools?

Man at penthouse party walks out onto terrace and is startled to see the Earth, instead of the moon, shining in the sky.

The Streets - Night

"Yeah. But he's a handful."

"I don't know anything about art, but this is a damned good Martini."

All dressed up and no place to go

"Tracey, this is Gene. He also read the Nancy Reagan book in unbound galleys."

A man looks up at the earth

A Woman Holding Canapes

"See that stain? My wife did that, not me. All her, totally her fault."

"My Blackberry will get in touch with your Blackberry."

Masquerade

"Send ME to bed early, will they?"