Party Prodigy Mugs

arrogant child showing off her knowledge of ancient history at a party

"You're invited to our management excursion. Come dresses as a pinata."

"Don't even interact with him. He just likes to say 'Kalamazoo.'"

Party Animals.

Mr. Punch's Fancy Ball

'A little piece of advice, Verl. . . cut your sandwich loaf on a diagonal . . . that way people will think they're gettin' more.'

"I just realized you're my entire entourage."

'I like you, you remind me of someone.'

"I always thought I'd be good at getting drunk and crying on camera for Bravo."

Green Balloon

'Your husband? He's just leaving...'

Canape?

'A Ball at the Mansion House'

"I, TikTok."

"Fred's had too much to drink - now he's hitting on that old coat rack."

'You must have been wearing your beer googles.'

'Amscray,fuzzbrain - no carnivores allowed

I'm getting ready to apply for college. Do you have a list of party schools?

Man at penthouse party walks out onto terrace and is startled to see the Earth, instead of the moon, shining in the sky.

The Streets - Night

All dressed up and no place to go

A man looks up at the earth

"See that stain? My wife did that, not me. All her, totally her fault."

"Send ME to bed early, will they?"

The Happiest Hen in Acle

Bar: Now serving 24 hours - 'I want to get as wasted as you look.'

"Over here, Carol! I've found one with a caramel center!"

'Is this a party, a cheese and wine do, a cocktail party, a soiree or just another of your old cronies get-togethers?'

'At first I wasn't going to join, but with a name like that, how could I resist?'

A car towing a yacht full of people partying down a rural road.

"I see you have a lot of experience in re-tail. . ."

'Malty tasking.'

No one knew it, but Gerald was about to execute what he called 'The Move.'"

'How come we never get invited to 'come as you are' parties?'

When I said, "Let the good times roll," I didn't mean to let go of the keg.