Party Prodigy T-Shirts

arrogant child showing off her knowledge of ancient history at a party

"Don't even interact with him. He just likes to say 'Kalamazoo.'"

Party Animals.

"I just realized you're my entire entourage."

'A little piece of advice, Verl. . . cut your sandwich loaf on a diagonal . . . that way people will think they're gettin' more.'

Mr. Punch's Fancy Ball

'I like you, you remind me of someone.'

"I always thought I'd be good at getting drunk and crying on camera for Bravo."

Green Balloon

'Amscray,fuzzbrain - no carnivores allowed

'Your husband? He's just leaving...'

"Fred's had too much to drink - now he's hitting on that old coat rack."

Canape?

'A Ball at the Mansion House'

I'm getting ready to apply for college. Do you have a list of party schools?

Man at penthouse party walks out onto terrace and is startled to see the Earth, instead of the moon, shining in the sky.

The Streets - Night

"See that stain? My wife did that, not me. All her, totally her fault."

A man looks up at the earth

"Send ME to bed early, will they?"

"Over here, Carol! I've found one with a caramel center!"

Bar: Now serving 24 hours - 'I want to get as wasted as you look.'

'Is this a party, a cheese and wine do, a cocktail party, a soiree or just another of your old cronies get-togethers?'

The Happiest Hen in Acle

'At first I wasn't going to join, but with a name like that, how could I resist?'

A car towing a yacht full of people partying down a rural road.

"We used to entertain a great deal."

No one knew it, but Gerald was about to execute what he called 'The Move.'"

'The mask?... Oh, I always try to obscure my face a little, at parties. Just to give the other guys a fighting chance.'

Girl's hair comes unfastened as a dance is about to begin

'Malty tasking.'