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"But we ARE practising, Mum."

Young Frank Lloyd Wright

"Abstract Expressionism is definitely right for me at this stage of my career."

'They were hoping to gradually introduce him to the pro game, but injuries left them no choice.'

'I know about the birds and the bees. Tell me about the bears and the bulls.'

'I'm sure that you are highly qualified. It's just that we're not hiring anyone at the third grade level.'

Mother puts extra long dummy in babies mouth.

"You're 5 years old now, Timmy. It's about time you retain an attorney."

'I'm a virtuoso on the middle pedal.'

"Still believe leaders are born not developed?"

"Viola player coming through!"

"Should we keep the receipt in case of returns."

Gracie for Queen...of the universe.

'What do you mean you're the new Paediatric Specialist?'

"Nicole’s parents celebrated her curious mind, even in those moments when it really depressed them."

'You'll never be the next Micheal Phelps if you don't start working on your breaststroke.'

'The other kids at school say I might need glasses, Dad.'

"The treasury has hacked into his computer and asked for ideas to solve the deficit"

"So how long have you been working the business?"

"Coming soon...what I did over summer vacation...the podcast!"

"You see, darling, he plays a Steinway, just like you."

Australian baby with toys hanging from his hat rather than corks

'He's researching out-of-state kindergartens.'

'Music hath charms,' &c.

'ok, who threw that?'

'Beryl, I've been thinking.....'

'I handed over my company to my son and he's doing better than I ever did. Unfortunately he's starting school next year...'

Young boy helping business staff to create a blog.

'Dad a dachshund is really half a dog high and two dog long...'

"Some people call this an elementary school. Not me. I call it pre-med."

"How many times have I told you? Stop playing on the stairs!"

'She is being impossible again.'

"Attention, please. At 8:45 A.M. on Tuesday, July 29, 2008, you are all scheduled to take the New York State Bar Exam."

'I'd like you to meet our new programs director.'

'The doctor is ready to see you, Teddy...Bring your handler!'