Young Prodigies T-Shirts

Roger Ebert as a kid 'I know God gave me a gift. I just don't know what it is yet.'

"It's a neat idea for a book, Mr. James, but there's way too many big words."

"Believe it or not - that's the chairman of our board!"

"Abstract Expressionism is definitely right for me at this stage of my career."

'I know about the birds and the bees. Tell me about the bears and the bulls.'

'I'm sure that you are highly qualified. It's just that we're not hiring anyone at the third grade level.'

"You're 5 years old now, Timmy. It's about time you retain an attorney."

"... And his piano teacher says that he definitely has Van Gough's ear for music."

'I'm a virtuoso on the middle pedal.'

The Queen of Static Electricity: 'Hey, Jeffrey...I've got a physics question for you...The queen of static electricity is exempt! Hail me!!'

"I hope you're not going to let this I.P.O. affect your grades."

"Still believe leaders are born not developed?"

"Viola player coming through!"

Gracie for Queen...of the universe.

'What do you mean you're the new Paediatric Specialist?'

"Nicole’s parents celebrated her curious mind, even in those moments when it really depressed them."

"Most of what I want this year is listed on the Nasdaq."

'You'll never be the next Micheal Phelps if you don't start working on your breaststroke.'

"The treasury has hacked into his computer and asked for ideas to solve the deficit"

"We like to think he's experimenting with color and form, but his art therapist suggested we're not giving him enough candy."

"You see, darling, he plays a Steinway, just like you."

'Music hath charms,' &c.

"Well, Timmy's academic results show that he has an exceptional instinct, well above the standard "basic instinct"..."

'He's researching out-of-state kindergartens.'

Australian baby with toys hanging from his hat rather than corks

'I see you plan to grow by 50 a year!'

'I handed over my company to my son and he's doing better than I ever did. Unfortunately he's starting school next year...'

Young boy helping business staff to create a blog.

'She is being impossible again.'

"Some people call this an elementary school. Not me. I call it pre-med."

"Attention, please. At 8:45 A.M. on Tuesday, July 29, 2008, you are all scheduled to take the New York State Bar Exam."

'I'd like you to meet our new programs director.'

"But it's helping me learn my math!"

"I don't mind him running his own tech company at his age. However, I wish he would, at least, dress his age."

'So you're a billionaire... Now what?' 'Have you learned to clean your room yet?'