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'I'm a virtuoso on the middle pedal.'

"Abstract Expressionism is definitely right for me at this stage of my career."

Impressing dad.

Felix Mendelssohn

'I know about the birds and the bees. Tell me about the bears and the bulls.'

"Michael, your father and I are worried that you're awfully young to be singing the blues."

'Wash your hands, it's time for your piano lessons.'

"I haven't started playing the violin. I hide my vegetables in here!"

"This next one is my own quirky rendition of Berlioz's 'Symphonie Fantastique,' Movement 5, 'Dream of a Witches' Sabbath.'"

'I'm sure that you are highly qualified. It's just that we're not hiring anyone at the third grade level.'

"You're 5 years old now, Timmy. It's about time you retain an attorney."

'I have a feeling one day when he grows up he'll be an artist of some kind.'

'After hours of rehearsing together, little Judy Barlow is going to play 'Three Blind Mice' while her father screams, 'Keep that racket down, will ya?''

"Viola player coming through!"

"Nicole’s parents celebrated her curious mind, even in those moments when it really depressed them."

"You're just gaming down there? Shouldn't you be issuing your first IPO for some billion dollar internet enterprise you've created?"

'What do you mean you're the new Paediatric Specialist?'

Gracie for Queen...of the universe.

'Is this any way to treat a budding genius?'

'What did I tell you about playing the piano in the house?'

"The treasury has hacked into his computer and asked for ideas to solve the deficit"

"Home school marching band"

The Piano Dreams Of Home

Violinist.

'You win. Go out and play.'

Franz Liszt

"Harold, not only was it perfect, It was perfectissimo!!"

"You see, darling, he plays a Steinway, just like you."

'Music hath charms,' &c.

"Well, Timmy's academic results show that he has an exceptional instinct, well above the standard "basic instinct"..."

Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart for Music ofnthe Baroque

"He started talking yesterday. It didn't take him long to start a podcast."

'He's researching out-of-state kindergartens.'

"Tip my boy."

Orchestra