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"What's it all about, self-ie..."

"Abstract Expressionism is definitely right for me at this stage of my career."

Impressing dad.

Felix Mendelssohn

"Michael, your father and I are worried that you're awfully young to be singing the blues."

'I know about the birds and the bees. Tell me about the bears and the bulls.'

'Wash your hands, it's time for your piano lessons.'

"I haven't started playing the violin. I hide my vegetables in here!"

"This next one is my own quirky rendition of Berlioz's 'Symphonie Fantastique,' Movement 5, 'Dream of a Witches' Sabbath.'"

'I'm sure that you are highly qualified. It's just that we're not hiring anyone at the third grade level.'

"You're 5 years old now, Timmy. It's about time you retain an attorney."

'I have a feeling one day when he grows up he'll be an artist of some kind.'

'I'm a virtuoso on the middle pedal.'

Artist's Equipment Comes To Life

'After hours of rehearsing together, little Judy Barlow is going to play 'Three Blind Mice' while her father screams, 'Keep that racket down, will ya?''

"Viola player coming through!"

"Nicole’s parents celebrated her curious mind, even in those moments when it really depressed them."

'Is this any way to treat a budding genius?'

'What do you mean you're the new Paediatric Specialist?'

Gracie for Queen...of the universe.

'You'll never be the next Micheal Phelps if you don't start working on your breaststroke.'

'Teenage Beethoven.'

'What did I tell you about playing the piano in the house?'

"The treasury has hacked into his computer and asked for ideas to solve the deficit"

"Home school marching band"

Like many kids, Bobby had an imaginary friend. Unfortunately for Bobby, he was a critic.

This one's mixed media--- I had jelly on my hands while finger-painting.

The Piano Dreams Of Home

Violinist.

'You win. Go out and play.'

Franz Liszt

"Harold, not only was it perfect, It was perfectissimo!!"

"You see, darling, he plays a Steinway, just like you."

'Music hath charms,' &c.

Australian baby with toys hanging from his hat rather than corks