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'Mommy and Daddy have taken care of the high cost of private school tuition. The rest is up to you.'

"Push me, Dad. Mozart was pushed."

Computer Science Class 10101010101.

'I'm a virtuoso on the middle pedal.'

"... And his piano teacher says that he definitely has Van Gough's ear for music."

'I think what we need now is someone called a computer programmer.'

"I hope you're not going to let this I.P.O. affect your grades."

Little chef.

'That's my boy...'

'What do you mean you're the new Paediatric Specialist?'

"Most of what I want this year is listed on the Nasdaq."

'You'll never be the next Micheal Phelps if you don't start working on your breaststroke.'

"This is Alexander. He’ll be heading up our hacking division."

"Look. He's just created his first text output object."

"We like to think he's experimenting with color and form, but his art therapist suggested we're not giving him enough candy."

"You see, darling, he plays a Steinway, just like you."

Australian baby with toys hanging from his hat rather than corks

'He's researching out-of-state kindergartens.'

'I see you plan to grow by 50 a year!'

'One day son, all this will be theirs'.'

Young boy helping business staff to create a blog.

"I didn't learn anything in school today but I'll learn twice as much tomorrow."

'He's showing an interest in banking and finance.'

"Attention, please. At 8:45 A.M. on Tuesday, July 29, 2008, you are all scheduled to take the New York State Bar Exam."

'Teddy, someone from the Pentagon wants to talk to you about drones in Pakistan, whatever that means.'

'I'd like you to meet our new programs director.'

'Is that the computer language you've been studying in school, dear?'

'So you're a billionaire... Now what?' 'Have you learned to clean your room yet?'

"You are now $15,000 richer. I found the online password to your brokerage account 20 traders ago."

"But it's helping me learn my math!"

"Mom, I made over $4 million dollars this year from my online business. So, instead of a children's book, read to me how the stock market is doing."

"It's a neat idea for a book, Mr. James, but there's way too many big words."

Combing Baseball and Violin Practice.

'I wrote a software program and sold it for two million dollars.'