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'Mommy and Daddy have taken care of the high cost of private school tuition. The rest is up to you.'

"Push me, Dad. Mozart was pushed."

"I'll bet all of Albert Einstein's teachers felt like idiots for giving him bad grades too."

Computer Science Class 10101010101.

"... And his piano teacher says that he definitely has Van Gough's ear for music."

'I'm a virtuoso on the middle pedal.'

'The school. My counselor told me to make the most of it...'

"I hope you're not going to let this I.P.O. affect your grades."

'I think what we need now is someone called a computer programmer.'

Little chef.

'What do you mean you're the new Paediatric Specialist?'

Parents start infant on the way to fame.

'That's my boy...'

"Most of what I want this year is listed on the Nasdaq."

'You'll never be the next Micheal Phelps if you don't start working on your breaststroke.'

"This is Alexander. He’ll be heading up our hacking division."

"Look. He's just created his first text output object."

"We like to think he's experimenting with color and form, but his art therapist suggested we're not giving him enough candy."

"You see, darling, he plays a Steinway, just like you."

Australian baby with toys hanging from his hat rather than corks

'He's researching out-of-state kindergartens.'

'I see you plan to grow by 50 a year!'

'One day son, all this will be theirs'.'

Young boy helping business staff to create a blog.

'He's showing an interest in banking and finance.'

"I didn't learn anything in school today but I'll learn twice as much tomorrow."

"Attention, please. At 8:45 A.M. on Tuesday, July 29, 2008, you are all scheduled to take the New York State Bar Exam."

'I'd like you to meet our new programs director.'

'Teddy, someone from the Pentagon wants to talk to you about drones in Pakistan, whatever that means.'

"Mom, I made over $4 million dollars this year from my online business. So, instead of a children's book, read to me how the stock market is doing."

'So you're a billionaire... Now what?' 'Have you learned to clean your room yet?'

'Is that the computer language you've been studying in school, dear?'

"It's a neat idea for a book, Mr. James, but there's way too many big words."

"But it's helping me learn my math!"

"You are now $15,000 richer. I found the online password to your brokerage account 20 traders ago."