Young Prodigy Enthusiast T-Shirts

"I love having students around...their young brains are like sponges...they never seem to forget anything!"

"Can I borrow the car keys?"

"Abstract Expressionism is definitely right for me at this stage of my career."

Computer Science Class 10101010101.

'I know about the birds and the bees. Tell me about the bears and the bulls.'

'I'm sure that you are highly qualified. It's just that we're not hiring anyone at the third grade level.'

"You're 5 years old now, Timmy. It's about time you retain an attorney."

"... And his piano teacher says that he definitely has Van Gough's ear for music."

"Still believe leaders are born not developed?"

'I think what we need now is someone called a computer programmer.'

"Being the smartest girl in third grade is going to Melinda's head."

"Viola player coming through!"

"Nicole’s parents celebrated her curious mind, even in those moments when it really depressed them."

"You're just gaming down there? Shouldn't you be issuing your first IPO for some billion dollar internet enterprise you've created?"

Gracie for Queen...of the universe.

'What do you mean you're the new Paediatric Specialist?'

"The kid's good."

"The treasury has hacked into his computer and asked for ideas to solve the deficit"

"I'm sorry-his I.Q. is actually on the charts."

"You see, darling, he plays a Steinway, just like you."

Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart for Music ofnthe Baroque

'Very impressive. Do you have any post-kindergarten education?'

'He's researching out-of-state kindergartens.'

'Music hath charms,' &c.

"Do you have any hopeless little drongos?"

'I handed over my company to my son and he's doing better than I ever did. Unfortunately he's starting school next year...'

Young boy helping business staff to create a blog.

'She is being impossible again.'

"How many times have I told you? Stop playing on the stairs!"

"Some people call this an elementary school. Not me. I call it pre-med."

"It's a neat idea for a book, Mr. James, but there's way too many big words."

'Is that the computer language you've been studying in school, dear?'

"An eight year old could do this. . .!!"

"I don't mind him running his own tech company at his age. However, I wish he would, at least, dress his age."

'I wrote a software program and sold it for two million dollars.'