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"We have to take that science away from Tommy...he's genetically modified the cat!"

"... And his piano teacher says that he definitely has Van Gough's ear for music."

"Still believe leaders are born not developed?"

"Being the smartest girl in third grade is going to Melinda's head."

'What do you mean you're the new Paediatric Specialist?'

"You're just gaming down there? Shouldn't you be issuing your first IPO for some billion dollar internet enterprise you've created?"

"The kid's good."

"I'm sorry-his I.Q. is actually on the charts."

"You see, darling, he plays a Steinway, just like you."

Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart for Music ofnthe Baroque

'He's researching out-of-state kindergartens.'

"Do you have any hopeless little drongos?"

Young boy helping business staff to create a blog.

'I handed over my company to my son and he's doing better than I ever did. Unfortunately he's starting school next year...'

Prodigy - Woofgang Amadeus Mozart.

'Yep, I've voted in every election since 1948!' 'Don't be so hard on yourself!'

'She is being impossible again.'

"He's at grade level for everything except cursing. He's swearing at a 9th grade level."

"Hic! This must be the flusher.."

'So you're a billionaire... Now what?' 'Have you learned to clean your room yet?'

"An eight year old could do this. . .!!"

Young Super Achiever

'Sixteen home runs, 34 runs batted in, and nine stolen bases. I'd call that being good.'

'It doesn't mention the things I'm a prodigy in.'

'This is Billy...my caddy and designated putter.'

"To be or not to be."

"Mostly Mozart, nothing. It's all Mozart or no Mozart."

The new groom is a very young boy who says he ought to understand horses because he has been amongst them all his life

"I love having students around...their young brains are like sponges...they never seem to forget anything!"

Fond mother testing her young son on his spelling

'We have a problem. The computer game he invented promotes violence. But he was offered $10 million for it.'

"You were employee of the month last month. What have you done lately?"

Violin Practice

"Another round of iced teas, and would you please find a placemat that will actually challenge our gifted son."