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Prodigy - Woofgang Amadeus Mozart.

Canine Companion

"We have to take that science away from Tommy...he's genetically modified the cat!"

Dog tricks. 'He's doing it right now. Dudley dreams in Technocolor!'

"Still believe leaders are born not developed?"

"Sorry kid, I work alone."

'What do you mean you're the new Paediatric Specialist?'

"The kid's good."

'This is no game! This is who I am!'

Bride with a ventriloquist's dummy.

'Young Master and I are both turning two: How come I'm so much more mature than he is?'

'Who handles your media, Rex?'

'I believe there's an unseen hand behind everything we do.'

'My 'friend' has this problem, Doctor!'

Boy weighs puppy: 'Ten... that's 70 in people-pounds, Sparky.'

Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart for Music ofnthe Baroque

"So which one of you pesky dogs stole the last cookie from the bottom of the jar?"

'I handed over my company to my son and he's doing better than I ever did. Unfortunately he's starting school next year...'

'Boy am I going to be pleased when the pregnancy is over...'

"It's a fantastic character reference..."

Chasebook for Dogs

"He's watching too much educational TV."

'Your puppet is suing you for harassment.'

"Kate! Long time, no sniff!"

"An eight year old could do this. . .!!"

'Can you assure my son that you only use vegetarian sausages?'

Octopus Shadow Puppets

Preschools for Dogs

'I'm still trying to decide if I should join the workforce or get my masters in staying.'

"Your work's fine, it's your break time I want to talk to you about."

Ventriloquist shocked to find dummy has relieved himself on his knee

Bashing french speaking Canadians just makes you look like a proper moron.

Pinochio's dad hammering nails in to Pinochio's bottom

'It doesn't mention the things I'm a prodigy in.'

"Mostly Mozart, nothing. It's all Mozart or no Mozart."