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Prodigy - Woofgang Amadeus Mozart.

Canine Companion

"We have to take that science away from Tommy...he's genetically modified the cat!"

Dog tricks. 'He's doing it right now. Dudley dreams in Technocolor!'

"Still believe leaders are born not developed?"

"Sorry kid, I work alone."

'What do you mean you're the new Paediatric Specialist?'

"The kid's good."

'This is no game! This is who I am!'

Bride with a ventriloquist's dummy.

'Young Master and I are both turning two: How come I'm so much more mature than he is?'

'Who handles your media, Rex?'

'I believe there's an unseen hand behind everything we do.'

Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart for Music ofnthe Baroque

'My 'friend' has this problem, Doctor!'

Boy weighs puppy: 'Ten... that's 70 in people-pounds, Sparky.'

"So which one of you pesky dogs stole the last cookie from the bottom of the jar?"

'I handed over my company to my son and he's doing better than I ever did. Unfortunately he's starting school next year...'

"It's a fantastic character reference..."

'Boy am I going to be pleased when the pregnancy is over...'

'Your puppet is suing you for harassment.'

'Can you assure my son that you only use vegetarian sausages?'

"An eight year old could do this. . .!!"

"Kate! Long time, no sniff!"

Octopus Shadow Puppets

Preschools for Dogs

"Your work's fine, it's your break time I want to talk to you about."

'It doesn't mention the things I'm a prodigy in.'

Pinochio's dad hammering nails in to Pinochio's bottom

Ventriloquist shocked to find dummy has relieved himself on his knee

"Mostly Mozart, nothing. It's all Mozart or no Mozart."

'If I really knew anything, would I be here with somebody's hand up my ass?'