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"Can I borrow the car keys?"

"Canadian Mt. ‘Rush’more"

"We have to take that science away from Tommy...he's genetically modified the cat!"

"Hugh fans!"

''Raining cats and dogs' is just a phrase, Alix.'

'This wine is dreadful - try some.'

Can't Touch This

'Adam and Eve in the garden of Sweden'

"I'm just checking in from an alternate timeline to see how things are going."

"Being the smartest girl in third grade is going to Melinda's head."

Knight ponders on how to remove sword from the stone. Peasant onlooker says: 'You wanna get some WD-40 on that, mate.'

Moon

"How do you expect him to grow up to be a pro if he doesn't start young?"

"There's nothing magical about if, actually I just have a knack for this sort of thing."

Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Coffee

"If you need anything in the building, just call the super. This is the only known photo of him."

"Balloon animals $5.00"

"I'm sorry-his I.Q. is actually on the charts."

Magician Playing Golf.

'You're a filthy pig, Gordon! I guess that's why I love you so much.'

Pied Piper uses 'Rat Nav'.

Afghanistan

'I'm terribly sorry. I thought it said 'gods'.'

Despite some initial reservations, the knights were often grateful for Guinevere's presence at the Round Table.

Sir Earnest Rutherford splits the opium.

Escher's Dog

"Let us recall the parable of Jesus turning the other tentacle."

Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart for Music ofnthe Baroque

"Do you have any hopeless little drongos?"

Mozart

"Why can't you bring me a rodent like a normal cat?"

"Don't forget to come back."

Prodigy - Woofgang Amadeus Mozart.