Artistic Prodigy Admirer T-Shirts

'Eddie is a very ambitious child.'

"Why don't you find a museum!"

Barcode on Ancient Greek Vase

"Me? How about you go closer and read the plaque!"

'Evidently, one of them was a cartoonist!'

"Avant-garde jazz hands"

Dynasties - Ping, Ching, Ming.

"What did Jesus order?"

Phoenix

"Being the smartest girl in third grade is going to Melinda's head."

Mimi's final scene

Joe Biden

'Must be the lesser known Easter Egg Island.'

Trilby - 'The sweet melodic phrase.'

Kultural K9's.

The Thinker?

'Why am I the one always getting kicked?'

Jerry's 'culture-vulture' persona was plunged into jeopardy when he mistook a light switch for a modern art installation.

"Move, Gary."

Gianni Tatti's Dining-Room Chair

"There may be a moral equivalent of war, but, by God, there is not moral equivalent of money."

Horse draws a baby carriage.

"Still-Life of New Mexican Grilled Quail with Cilantro and Fennel-Flecked Confit."

'If your name's not on the Liszt, you're not coming in.'

"He begged his wife and kids to join him in Tahiti, but he didn't mean a word of it, the bastard."

"Because of illness, the role of Mimi in tonight's performance will be sung by a temp."

Leonardo Da Vinci's Cat

Closed for Renovation

The origin of storms. (Gods playing 'darts' in a pub with lighting bolts and globe).

"It's called 'Pizza maker scratching his knee.'"

Just fifty miles north of Easter Island...

Nikolay Rerih

Antonin Leopold Dvorak

"I'll level with you, Mr. Burnbaum. It's the worst case of detached irony I've ever seen!"

"Forget it - she's out of your league."