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'Eddie is a very ambitious child.'

"Why don't you find a museum!"

Barcode on Ancient Greek Vase

"Me? How about you go closer and read the plaque!"

'Evidently, one of them was a cartoonist!'

Dynasties - Ping, Ching, Ming.

"Avant-garde jazz hands"

Trilby - 'The sweet melodic phrase.'

'Must be the lesser known Easter Egg Island.'

Mimi's final scene

"Being the smartest girl in third grade is going to Melinda's head."

"What did Jesus order?"

When cartoonists drink too much coffee.

Kultural K9's.

Phoenix

Joe Biden

'Why am I the one always getting kicked?'

The Thinker?

"Still-Life of New Mexican Grilled Quail with Cilantro and Fennel-Flecked Confit."

"Move, Gary."

Gianni Tatti's Dining-Room Chair

"There may be a moral equivalent of war, but, by God, there is not moral equivalent of money."

Horse draws a baby carriage.

Jerry's 'culture-vulture' persona was plunged into jeopardy when he mistook a light switch for a modern art installation.

'If your name's not on the Liszt, you're not coming in.'

"He begged his wife and kids to join him in Tahiti, but he didn't mean a word of it, the bastard."

"Because of illness, the role of Mimi in tonight's performance will be sung by a temp."

Leonardo Da Vinci's Cat

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The origin of storms. (Gods playing 'darts' in a pub with lighting bolts and globe).

"It's called 'Pizza maker scratching his knee.'"

"I'll level with you, Mr. Burnbaum. It's the worst case of detached irony I've ever seen!"

Nikolay Rerih

"Forget it - she's out of your league."

Antonin Leopold Dvorak