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"Who's a good witness."

"Pick me!"

Canine Companion

"Okay, that's enough Physics for one day. Take a break and chase your tails."

Beware the Dog: 'Hopefully I'll grow into the job...'

"Here's one: 'Youth Frisbee Camp', from 9 a.m. to 3 p.m. on Tuesdays." "Naw... Go back to that first one, for 'early chewers', wasn't that one a sleep-over camp?"

"For the sake of not being redundant, your honor, I feel that one 'bad dog' is sufficient."

Obedience School Graduation

Dogma

"It's a boy, ... and two girls, then another boy, another girl, and there more boys."

"Hi! Hi! Hi! Hi!"

'The vet said that getting spayed might hurt a little. But having nine puppies hurt a little, too.'

"This is why I want you to remember the three most important words in the world: spay, neuter, adopt."

"Sorry kid, I work alone."

'He followed me home. Can I keep him?'

"Don't make me send in the bad cat."

Puppy.

'Boy, am I going to be pleased when the pregnancy is over...'

A Change of Scene.

"We're going to pay for your obedience school but after that you're on your own."

'This is no game! This is who I am!'

War never felt the same after the Great Puppy Ambush.

'I can see the practical side of fetching, but what's the point of rolling over?'

'Young Master and I are both turning two: How come I'm so much more mature than he is?'

'Puppies' at that playful stage where he likes to rearrange the furniture.'

"Have you considered trying for a puppy?"

Dogs in a basket

'I hear you can tell how big they will get by the size of their feet.'

"Your blood pressure is too high. Take two of these."

'Oooh, honey, will you get me that one?!'

"We keep revisiting this leash thing... Why is it so difficult for him?"

Boy weighs puppy: 'Ten... that's 70 in people-pounds, Sparky.'

"So which one of you pesky dogs stole the last cookie from the bottom of the jar?"

"No not the puppy please"

"Look, Mommy. Puppy already knows a trick! What should we call him?" "How about 'Scooter.'"