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"For the sake of not being redundant, your honor, I feel that one 'bad dog' is sufficient."

Barks in code.

"Why, you little Shih Tzu."

I'm at the shrub with the empty bag of pretzels we sniffed last week. Where are you?

'As it's your first day we're going to start you on something easy.'

Murder in Apartment 6-K

Sergeant Jones gave the assurance that they had an 'assortment' of leads back at the station. . .

Marv was trying to teach Rufus how to be a REAL retriever.

'I'll take him.'

"...do they teach manners at obedience school?"

'The word bath is mentioned.'

'Hey Winston, this is my dad. He's obsessed with sitting.'

Man to pets about upside down house: 'I don't care who started it!'

'He followed me home. Can I keep him?'

You thought YOU hated YOUR job?

"My client was across town at the time of the murder, as a quick sniff of Exhibit A will demonstrate."

"If anyone should ask, I was in my doggy bed from 7 p.m. to midnight. Understand?"

"Now how did she know?"

"Timmy, your dog looks just like he does in your drawings."

'I understand you don't have a resume but you do have your pedigree papers?'

'Going to Puppy School is so old fashioned Dad: I can do the course through open learning now...'

"Officer, my cat's stuck up a tree again"

'What makes you say the medication I prescribed for Fido is causing side effects?' 'Meow.'

A dog reads a newspaper

Cookie Thief

'Down, Boy!...that is, overruled.'

Dog excited watching a new tree being planted

"Last chance — where’s the wet food?"

'Hey,mom-have you seen my pet frog?'

"Look, if it wasn’t me and it wasn’t you, who was doing all the snoring?!"

Wanted dog! reward!

'Let's go over it again: the cat is out cold, and the only clue is a little wet castle...'

"Heyyy! Where the hell did you learn that trick?"

What they're thinking.