Puppy Prosecutor Gifts

"For the sake of not being redundant, your honor, I feel that one 'bad dog' is sufficient."

Barks in code.

Thanks to her cat-cam, Cheryl was able to keep her furniture from being shredded while she was at work.

"Why, you little Shih Tzu."

I'm at the shrub with the empty bag of pretzels we sniffed last week. Where are you?

'As it's your first day we're going to start you on something easy.'

Murder in Apartment 6-K

Marv was trying to teach Rufus how to be a REAL retriever.

Sergeant Jones gave the assurance that they had an 'assortment' of leads back at the station. . .

"...do they teach manners at obedience school?"

'The word bath is mentioned.'

'I'll take him.'

'Hey Winston, this is my dad. He's obsessed with sitting.'

Man to pets about upside down house: 'I don't care who started it!'

'He followed me home. Can I keep him?'

"My client was across town at the time of the murder, as a quick sniff of Exhibit A will demonstrate."

You thought YOU hated YOUR job?

"If anyone should ask, I was in my doggy bed from 7 p.m. to midnight. Understand?"

"Timmy, your dog looks just like he does in your drawings."

"Now how did she know?"

'I understand you don't have a resume but you do have your pedigree papers?'

"Officer, my cat's stuck up a tree again"

'Going to Puppy School is so old fashioned Dad: I can do the course through open learning now...'

'What makes you say the medication I prescribed for Fido is causing side effects?' 'Meow.'

A dog reads a newspaper

Dog excited watching a new tree being planted

"Last chance — where’s the wet food?"

No, I seriously doubt a DNA test would exonerate you.

Wanted dog! reward!

'Hey,mom-have you seen my pet frog?'

"Look, if it wasn’t me and it wasn’t you, who was doing all the snoring?!"

'Down, Boy!...that is, overruled.'

Cookie Thief

"Heyyy! Where the hell did you learn that trick?"

What they're thinking.