Puppy Parliamentarian Gifts

Canine at the Westminster Pit - Lord Palmerston and Lord Derby

'As it's your first day we're going to start you on something easy.'

"For the sake of not being redundant, your honor, I feel that one 'bad dog' is sufficient."

"I chose to stand up to special interest groups!"

"...do they teach manners at obedience school?"

'Hey Winston, this is my dad. He's obsessed with sitting.'

'He followed me home. Can I keep him?'

Balloon dog training

'Are you two friends?' - 'No, we just hate the same people.'

"Well it looks like we're all here."

'Going to Puppy School is so old fashioned Dad: I can do the course through open learning now...'

Trump, Putin, and Xi Jinping Posing with Nazi Salute

Self-Employment

'All my children have been successful. Frank here is in the Oval Office.'

If you ask me, pets shouldn't be allowed in the House of Commons...

'The poll results are clear Sir: Your days as the Alpha Male are numbered...'

"Last chance — where’s the wet food?"

What they're thinking.

Bipartisan.

"Just pay attention and you might learn a few new tricks."

Discipline at Doggy School

"The circus was good but as 'Jo Jo, the dogged faced attorney', I'm making a killing."

Hillary Clinton's cat.

"Must be question time again."

Trump and Putin

William felt out of place in the dog obedience school.

"Who's a good witness."

"Nobody seconds, now sit down and shut up."

"If he wants to kiss dogs, let him kiss dogs."

The saying of Chairman Meow.

Edmund Burke

"Don't listen to those pampered puppies at obedience school: there's no shame is being a working dog!"

Desert Island Empty Except For Nixon Sign

"Not THAT sort of begging..!"

"Is this what the P.M. meant when he said they were united?"