Political Animal Gifts

'Are you two friends?' - 'No, we just hate the same people.'

"Well it looks like we're all here."

If you ask me, pets shouldn't be allowed in the House of Commons...

"It had to be someone with thick skin."

"If he wants to kiss dogs, let him kiss dogs."

"I chose to stand up to special interest groups!"

Trump and Putin

"Must be question time again."

'The poll results are clear Sir: Your days as the Alpha Male are numbered...'

'All my children have been successful. Frank here is in the Oval Office.'

'If you only go around once, how do you explain Bill and Hillary?'

Desert Island Empty Except For Nixon Sign

Australian Prime Minister John Howard and political friends and foes.

"Is this what the P.M. meant when he said they were united?"

Edmund Burke

The animals are holding an election, and some of the candidates have problems. The clam is an insider, the kangaroo has lots of personal baggage and the dog has a record of working with vicious PACs! I think the penguin is a strong candidate. The penguin? Yeah, he'll do well at the poll!

"Somebody help! There's a third party candidate in the tiger enclosure!"

"You're fired."

Albania and North Macedonia: entrance denied

Support the Ex-Troops

Sloaney Pony.

Mardi Gras

I could have danced all night!

'I can't force jocose if I'm not feeling it.'

"He's taken buzzed to a whole new level."

'That's not really what I meant by 'let your hair down', Rapunzel.'

'Sooner or later, someone at the party will hand you a sandwich and a glass of wine - then what?'

Cat Nip.

"It's not a party until someone gets plowed."

"Harry—Let's get brunch and day drink."

Dick was the kind of guy who wanted everyone to know it was his birthday.

The Grasshopper's Feast: A Prophetic Vision

Bubbly

Join me in a Martini?

Early photobombing