Political Animal Lover Gifts

Trump, Putin, and Xi Jinping Posing with Nazi Salute

Bipartisan.

City Zoo: Day Care

Copycats

Police Feline Unit

"Think of it as twenty one in human years. I'll take a bourbon and toilet water."

'...I already have 26 cats, why not 27...'

'Hmph. College kids.'

"Why do they do that?"

"I dunno, I guess I just don't believe in myself anymore."

'Of course I'll still love you when you're old and skinny!'

"And I'll also take my steak raw thank you."

"Cheers! Well, this is exciting. I've never had a dinner date with a duck before." "Relax, honey. I'm just here for the bread."

'Ahhh...'

"I call it 'Bad Dog.'"

"Cat box"

'What the... MOM! This isn't deer! It's a yucky tourist again!!'

'He's not a pet. He's an endangered species.'

Facts of life - The birds and the dogs.

"The fish sticks here are very good."

Billy. The Kid.

"...and someone with no fleas. Anything else?"

'Goodness, no Doctor, my husband is not calling you any insulting names. He's a duck and that's the only word he knows.'

This is Lenny the leopard with the on-the-spot news.

Squirrel Chasing a Dog

"When is my next parole hearing?"

Faster, Georges, faster!

Dog chews 'The Cat Book'.

"Did you sleep awkwardly again?"

Swan Fairy Tales

"Great cruise except the zip lining got flooded."

Fly Football

'Okay, is there anybody else whose homework ate their dog?'

Cow's Last Will and Testament.

'Why don't you just pull over and let them pass already?!?'