Puppy Politician Gifts

The Canine League of Nations

'As it's your first day we're going to start you on something easy.'

"I chose to stand up to special interest groups!"

"For the sake of not being redundant, your honor, I feel that one 'bad dog' is sufficient."

'Hey Winston, this is my dad. He's obsessed with sitting.'

Balloon dog training

'Are you two friends?' - 'No, we just hate the same people.'

"Well it looks like we're all here."

'Going to Puppy School is so old fashioned Dad: I can do the course through open learning now...'

Trump, Putin, and Xi Jinping Posing with Nazi Salute

Self-Employment

'All my children have been successful. Frank here is in the Oval Office.'

If you ask me, pets shouldn't be allowed in the House of Commons...

'The poll results are clear Sir: Your days as the Alpha Male are numbered...'

'What's all this pet's rights stuff addressed to you?'

"Last chance — where’s the wet food?"

Bipartisan.

'I don't mind playing dead...but what I'd really like to do is direct.'

Discipline at Doggy School

"The circus was good but as 'Jo Jo, the dogged faced attorney', I'm making a killing."

William felt out of place in the dog obedience school.

Canine at the Westminster Pit - Lord Palmerston and Lord Derby

Hillary Clinton's cat.

Trump and Putin

"Must be question time again."

"Who's a good witness."

"Nobody seconds, now sit down and shut up."

The saying of Chairman Meow.

"If he wants to kiss dogs, let him kiss dogs."

Arf! Arf! Arf! Arf! Why do dogs have to bark all the time? It's arf for arf's sake!

Edmund Burke

Desert Island Empty Except For Nixon Sign

"Don't listen to those pampered puppies at obedience school: there's no shame is being a working dog!"

"This isn't obedience school. This is much more useful."

"Somebody help! There's a third party candidate in the tiger enclosure!"