Feline Politician Gifts

The saying of Chairman Meow.

"And where have you previously moused?"

Tell me again how aloof and independent cats are.

"I can't wait for vacation - I'm going to go sun myself in a south-facing window."

"First date hairball... awkward."

"Hon, come quick! Mr. Puff has lowered his impenetrable wall of feline indifference, and it probably won't last long!"

'Tiddles has left everything to an old folks' home.'

"I chose to stand up to special interest groups!"

The Canine's version of cans tied to the back of a wedding car driving off with Cats attached

' 'Cat in the Window'...chapter 14...'

The day the cat realized it was dependent.

'What was all that swerving at the cat walk?'

The practical psychopath

"I hate it when we fight."

"Mmmm! Bears hibernate in the winter. Cats can hibernate anytime we want!"

"I know we've had our differences in the past but if you scratch behind my ears I'll show you where the catnip is kept."

"You understand that they call you 'good boy' because they can't remember your name, right? They never forget my name, they care about me..."

Should've been routine. That was before the dog called and offered to pay twice as much to have the master put down.

Shelter Cat Nap

'Doctor, I don't want to eat mouseburgers, I want to be normal like everybody else.'

'She still won't accept that she's the cat, and not the meow.'

PET THEORIES

Sunday P.M. July 15, 1990 in the Watternods' Living Room with the Watternods' Dog and Mr. Wu Lung's Cat from Next Door

'I can hold a match to his notebook.'

Feline Stand Up - 'Fetching...how dumb is that? And another thing I don't understand...what's with all that TAIL WAGGING?'

'Hard to follow...'

'Everybody on the internet now knows I'm a dog, so I'm pretending to be a cat.'

'You're doing that just to bug me, aren't you?'

'Honestly, now that Tiger is neutered I'm perfectly happy just cuddling.'

"Such a refreshing day...I've spent 18 hours between napping and comatose."

'One final question.. what's your policy on table scraps?'

"It's the cat doc, he scares me."

'Want to freak her out? Stare over her shoulder without blinking for 10 minutes.'

Cat holds sign which says - Will purr for food.

"What? Don't yuck my yum!"