Feline Politician Gifts

The saying of Chairman Meow.

"And where have you previously moused?"

"I can't wait for vacation - I'm going to go sun myself in a south-facing window."

Tell me again how aloof and independent cats are.

"First date hairball... awkward."

"Hon, come quick! Mr. Puff has lowered his impenetrable wall of feline indifference, and it probably won't last long!"

'Tiddles has left everything to an old folks' home.'

"I chose to stand up to special interest groups!"

'What was all that swerving at the cat walk?'

The practical psychopath

"I hate it when we fight."

The day the cat realized it was dependent.

' 'Cat in the Window'...chapter 14...'

"I know we've had our differences in the past but if you scratch behind my ears I'll show you where the catnip is kept."

"Mmmm! Bears hibernate in the winter. Cats can hibernate anytime we want!"

The Canine's version of cans tied to the back of a wedding car driving off with Cats attached

"You understand that they call you 'good boy' because they can't remember your name, right? They never forget my name, they care about me..."

Should've been routine. That was before the dog called and offered to pay twice as much to have the master put down.

Shelter Cat Nap

'She still won't accept that she's the cat, and not the meow.'

'Doctor, I don't want to eat mouseburgers, I want to be normal like everybody else.'

PET THEORIES

'I gotta admit it doc. . . My wife was right, a little time on the couch and I already feel better.'

'One final question.. what's your policy on table scraps?'

"What? Don't yuck my yum!"

'Honestly, now that Tiger is neutered I'm perfectly happy just cuddling.'

"It's the cat doc, he scares me."

Feline Stand Up - 'Fetching...how dumb is that? And another thing I don't understand...what's with all that TAIL WAGGING?'

Cat holds sign which says - Will purr for food.

Sunday P.M. July 15, 1990 in the Watternods' Living Room with the Watternods' Dog and Mr. Wu Lung's Cat from Next Door

'Want to freak her out? Stare over her shoulder without blinking for 10 minutes.'

"Such a refreshing day...I've spent 18 hours between napping and comatose."

'You're doing that just to bug me, aren't you?'

'Hard to follow...'

'Everybody on the internet now knows I'm a dog, so I'm pretending to be a cat.'