Feline Fan Of Policy Gifts

If you ask me, pets shouldn't be allowed in the House of Commons...

"...It's come to my attention you've been taking my calls."

'A bed just isn't the same without a person in it.'

The Department of Lessons Learned...

Federal Departument of Edutainment.

"It's such a pleasure to meet you - you look even sleepier in person than you do on YouTube."

'This won't take long, Senator -- I'm a single-issue nut.'

Parenting Wonks

'Do any of you have experience with jumping and landing?'

Cats and boxes...BOXES!

'No, but next week, the fireworks start in earnest.'

Cat wins lottery and vows to carry on working.

Reigning cats and dogs.

'Remember your powers are limited, so I just want you to wander the building looking mean.'

"Can I interest you in nine life policies?"

'Well, you have an excellent life policy -- now, would you be interested in some lifestyle insurance?'

'Just what I always wanted.'

Puss in Factory Seconds

catholic

'Better safe than sorry Miss Jones.'

"If there is a processing problem, just come to me, and please, no whimpering in the cubicles."

The saying of Chairman Meow.

Watch it! I'll cut off the cash!

'And he's so picky about what brand of tiny toilet paper he'll use. It would be much easier if we could just train him to use the litter box like the rest of us!'

'Can you come back later? He's just found the sunny spot in his office.'

Biden infrastructure plan.

'Your insurance doesn't cover the sniffles -- come back when it develops into something more serious.'

"I see you've met and pet Fluffy."

'We take concerns about billions of pounds of NHS fraud very seriously. In fact I've asked Nurse Miggins to sort it out as soon as she gets back from lunch!'

One day, Kuddles notices that it was all just an illusion. He had wasted his entire life chasing an object that didn't exist.'

"I'm in the Leash Law Department."

'Mmmm...more laps to sit on...!'

'...You must sign my petition, Eleanor...It simply states that you want to change a few silly rules, so Arnold can be president...He might take his shirt off during press conferences...'

"We need a border wall. . . and a dome over the USA for soviet missiles!"

"Yeah, well, I was done petting you anyway!"