Feline Fan Of Policy Pillows

If you ask me, pets shouldn't be allowed in the House of Commons...

"...It's come to my attention you've been taking my calls."

'A bed just isn't the same without a person in it.'

The Department of Lessons Learned...

Federal Departument of Edutainment.

"It's such a pleasure to meet you - you look even sleepier in person than you do on YouTube."

'This won't take long, Senator -- I'm a single-issue nut.'

Parenting Wonks

'Do any of you have experience with jumping and landing?'

Cats and boxes...BOXES!

Reigning cats and dogs.

Cat wins lottery and vows to carry on working.

'Remember your powers are limited, so I just want you to wander the building looking mean.'

'No, but next week, the fireworks start in earnest.'

"Can I interest you in nine life policies?"

'Well, you have an excellent life policy -- now, would you be interested in some lifestyle insurance?'

Puss in Factory Seconds

catholic

'Better safe than sorry Miss Jones.'

"If there is a processing problem, just come to me, and please, no whimpering in the cubicles."

'And he's so picky about what brand of tiny toilet paper he'll use. It would be much easier if we could just train him to use the litter box like the rest of us!'

Watch it! I'll cut off the cash!

The saying of Chairman Meow.

'Can you come back later? He's just found the sunny spot in his office.'

Biden infrastructure plan.

'Your insurance doesn't cover the sniffles -- come back when it develops into something more serious.'

'We take concerns about billions of pounds of NHS fraud very seriously. In fact I've asked Nurse Miggins to sort it out as soon as she gets back from lunch!'

"I see you've met and pet Fluffy."

One day, Kuddles notices that it was all just an illusion. He had wasted his entire life chasing an object that didn't exist.'

'Mmmm...more laps to sit on...!'

'...You must sign my petition, Eleanor...It simply states that you want to change a few silly rules, so Arnold can be president...He might take his shirt off during press conferences...'

"I'm in the Leash Law Department."

"We need a border wall. . . and a dome over the USA for soviet missiles!"

"Yeah, well, I was done petting you anyway!"