Policy Devotee Pillows

'This won't take long, Senator -- I'm a single-issue nut.'

"We seem to be spending more on defence than on things to defend"

'Let's just wait here until the federal stimulus returns.'

The economy.

'What's wrong with those Europeans? We have more murders in this city than England, France Germany and Spain combined.'

'Did you clear this through Legal first?'

Think Tank

"I'll be honest... there are books by James Joyce that are easier to follow than these bad boys."

Barack Obama, Angela Merkel and David Cameron are ecstatic about the possibility of a free trade agreement between the U.S. and the European Union.

"Okay... how about some people are poverty rich but asset poor?"

"...It's come to my attention you've been taking my calls."

social services cuts

Backstabber Express: Trump

Trickledown economics

"Hold it right there! Our legislature is currently considering new measures to protect children from the insidious ravages of cell phones in schools!"

Diplomacy Between Cuba and US

I see the Boris moon arising. . .

"The cost of HS2 was 115 billion, but that was when we started the interview. It's 130 now!"

Surge Plans.

"Cartoonist are harmless? Not at all!! These people have weapons!! Here, see for yourself!"

The Department of Lessons Learned...

NHS recruitment.

Day 1: The Launch. . . Starting Day 2: Another Government Bailout.

Our Rights

"What're you doing? Your contract forbids you from watching 'cute baby video' on YouTube."

'Finish your food and think about all those poor starving kids in America.'

'We've had an application from No.10 Downing Street. . . they need to extend their cabinet room.'

Please help: National Endowment for the Arts

Anti-immigrant discourse

'Nothing cements the relationship like the chance to get it in writing.'

Corporate policy is that this company is now paperless. Please use hand.

PCT funding crisis threatens maternity pay

'I'd rather be right than President, but I don't insist on it.'