Policy Debate Lover Pillows

"Now that we have ESSA, does that mean we can start leaving children behind again?"

"You're fired."

"She's fine. She just needs some tofu."

"We seem to be spending more on defence than on things to defend"

"Do you honestly believe we evolved from a single snow flake?"

Vote Centrist to Keep Things Exactly as Awful as They Are

Airline Debts: Layoffs to help us stay afloat.

Scarcity

"Excellent, excellent. A fine blend of truths, half-truths, and blatant falsehoods."

What's normal?

The economy.

'Let's just wait here until the federal stimulus returns.'

Taking Credit after Voting against Stimulus

Here's the Weird Anti-Terrorist Trash Talk That Stayed on Donald Trump's Cutting Room Floor After the Manchester Attack

'I look forward to a bigger and bolder vision in my 2nd term.'

'What's wrong with those Europeans? We have more murders in this city than England, France Germany and Spain combined.'

'Seriously, in this day and age, how can people still believe in this nonsense that we have evolved from microbes...?'

Our Two Parties, Explained

Changing Minds

'Good evening! The debate over animal experiments continues...'

"I chose to stand up to special interest groups!"

We need a Europe of U-turns.

"Hey, I'm just playing devil's avocado!"

'Contrary to the popular view, our studies show that it is real life that contributes to violence on television.'

'Did you clear this through Legal first?'

"The president says there isn't a flood. What's the harm in humoring him?" "Hey! Would somebody pull Lindsey up for air?"

Armageddon

Matryoshka/ Russian Gas Cylinders

Meanwhile, in Florida: Little Free Library/Little Free Firearms

Roe v. Wade

Lord George brings news of the debate

Unanimous voting.

Think Tank

Protest

'With these video-phones, there's just too much documentation on all my promises.'