Policy Debate Enthusiast Pillows

'Your door may be always open, but your mind is always closed.'

St Botolph's health trust: There is no A&E at this hospital.

"No! No! Tear it down! We're starting over!"

"Of course he's smiling. He's getting $15,000 to give a lecture on free speech."

"Oh, I'll be bi-partisan alright, punishing both sides of the aisle."

"No, I didn't steal your content. I just have your content's doppleganger."

"We seem to be spending more on defence than on things to defend"

"Why don't we switch off the news and give Brexit up for Lent?"

'His best qualities are circumventing questions and evading answers.'

'The meek shall inherit the debt. The rich shall inherit the loopholes.'

Oligarchy

Dialogue

'Let's just wait here until the federal stimulus returns.'

'Ignorance of the law is no excuse, especially when you're majoring in Law.'

The economy.

'I'm a vegetarian.' - 'If it's so wrong to eat animals, why are they made out of meat?'

'This guy loves giving stump speeches. Ironically, they're all against deforestation.'

'Thank heavens! For a minute there I thought it was the news!'

I'm not making enough money to like you.

'What's wrong with those Europeans? We have more murders in this city than England, France Germany and Spain combined.'

"That's five votes for In The Midst of Winter....three votes for The Hollow Ground....and, again, one vote for Moby-Dick."

"Strawman argument terrorises conversation... News at eleven."

Denmark scrapped anti-blasphemy law!

Danae's Career Plans: 'The major product manufactured today is punditry, so I'm honing my argumentative skills to work my way to the top of the blow hard industry..my goal is to become a spin ninja...'

"Now that's a win."

'If no man is an island, then what the hell is no woman?'

"VP J.D. Vance called Donald: 'cynical asshole,' a 'moral disaster,' a 'total fraud,' an 'idiot,' and suggested he might be 'America’s Hitler.'"

Please enjoy this culturally, ethnically, religiously and politically correct cartoon responsibly.

Economic Outlook Conference - 'Remember the seating is optimist, pessimist, optimist,...'

'Did you clear this through Legal first?'

"As I see it, 'Crazy politics' - like not voting on a supreme court nominee - is better than a complete government shutdown."

"Hey...look...I'm prepared to admit that I might have been wrong, but...I think it's time to draw a line under it... and y'know...move on..."