Partisan Debate Lover Pillows

2013 Governor Race: 'Maybe I should just hold my breath until I turn purple.'

"She's fine. She just needs some tofu."

"Of course he's smiling. He's getting $15,000 to give a lecture on free speech."

"You're fired."

"Oh, I'll be bi-partisan alright, punishing both sides of the aisle."

"No, I didn't steal your content. I just have your content's doppleganger."

"Do you honestly believe we evolved from a single snow flake?"

'His best qualities are circumventing questions and evading answers.'

'The meek shall inherit the debt. The rich shall inherit the loopholes.'

Airline Debts: Layoffs to help us stay afloat.

Oligarchy

"Excellent, excellent. A fine blend of truths, half-truths, and blatant falsehoods."

What's normal?

Scarcity

Dialogue

'Ignorance of the law is no excuse, especially when you're majoring in Law.'

The economy.

'I'm a vegetarian.' - 'If it's so wrong to eat animals, why are they made out of meat?'

'Thank heavens! For a minute there I thought it was the news!'

'This guy loves giving stump speeches. Ironically, they're all against deforestation.'

'If no man is an island, then what the hell is no woman?'

"Hey, I'm just playing devil's avocado!"

I'm not making enough money to like you.

Denmark scrapped anti-blasphemy law!

'Good evening! The debate over animal experiments continues...'

"Strawman argument terrorises conversation... News at eleven."

'I look forward to a bigger and bolder vision in my 2nd term.'

"Now that's a win."

Danae's Career Plans: 'The major product manufactured today is punditry, so I'm honing my argumentative skills to work my way to the top of the blow hard industry..my goal is to become a spin ninja...'