Pet Policy Buff Pillows

"I'm in the Leash Law Department."

Department of No One Could Have Anticipated.

"Oh, I'll be bi-partisan alright, punishing both sides of the aisle."

"Obama didn’t get to name a Supreme Court justice during his final year. So how come Trump does?"

'In its new 'spirit of evenhandedness,' the U. S. Government today sent troops to occupy all foreign countries....'

"HR-bill 9495. Cutting down non-profits."

US Immigration and Naturalization Service: If you're yearning to breath free...Get Out.

"Cat box"

"National security adviser"

E.U. Banking Union.

'Oh, so now the ocean isn't GOOD enough for you?'

"Yes, one is a dog."

Cat Reunion

'Answer these constituents letters. Tell them to go to hell in a nice way.'

"The library rejected your request to ban all books on cats and squirrels. But, to be fair, it was no dumber than all the other book ban requests we get."

"Oh, I'm thrilled with my new dog! He's sort of a hunter/retriever/plumber/electrician."

Obama Healthcare.

'We're asking what america can do without to reduce the deficit...no, ma'ma! the Gop and Dems are not options!'

US Credit: 'I'm down grading your credit rating...'

'The only cuts we can all agree with are their cutting remarks!'

"I appreciate the effort Carl, but I don't think you understand the swarm concept."

"The date protection policy is all about access to information, and we all know information is POWER!"

"Did you just do a rooster?"

TPP - Investor State Dispute Settlement

EU: Behind the scenes.

"We have been elected to the UN Commission on Women's Rights!"

Republicans and Democrats debate while the US economy drowns.

'What I have to do first?!'

"You dropped yer wallet."

"This says dogs can exhibit feelings of jealousy."

'What's the difference? Some people call it privatizing government. Others call it super pacs buying congressmen.'

European Union: Entering a prohibitive tax zone.