Pet Philosophy Fan Pillows

I ask you: How can putting us in a glass bowl with plastic plants be entertaining to them?

Bob encounters one of the bugs in the Jean Paul Sartre fan website.

"I want him to have the serenity to accept the things he can't pee on, the patience to pee on the things he can outside, and the wisdom to know the difference." "But I'll probably just take him to a trainer."

Wally Begins research for his thesis entitled "who's a good dog?"

"Cat box"

Smart Ass - Wise Ass

"I think therefore I am." "Bow Wow, Bow Wow, Bow Wow."

Voltaire

reincarnated worm...

Biofelineism

What else is there to wish for?

"Yes, one is a dog."

"Ever feel like even when you're barking at something you're still barking at nothing?"

"Your assumption that a one in a million chance event MUST be a miracle shows you drastically underestimate the total number of regularly occurring events."

Cat Reunion

"You call this a constitution?"

"How was I supposed to know that the apple was a controlled substance?"

Now showing, at a University near you...

"As I was only saying the other day..."

"If there were really a God, trees would come with outlets and wifi hubs."

'Let's have some fun... give Eve extra memory.'

What does aloof mean?

"Are you not thinking what I'm not thinking?"

''Raining cats and dogs' is just a phrase, Alix.'

"The library rejected your request to ban all books on cats and squirrels. But, to be fair, it was no dumber than all the other book ban requests we get."

'Everything is illusory? -- Even reality shows?'

Epic Battles

YOLO vs YODO

The power of now

Edmund Burke's 'Reflections on the Revolution in France' haunts Dr Richard Price

Snowyphus

"At least we agree to disagree."

'Are you sure You can be objective? -After all, You did CREATE them.'

"If a tree falls in the forest and no one is around, does it make a sound?"

'I'll be back in three or four months - Hold that thought.'