Pet Fish Philosopher Pillows

"Goldie left to live upstate on a fish farm."

"It says we can meet outdoors by the end of march."

"Trust me, Lew, if anyone knows where the salmon are jumping, she does!"

"You don't throw them back if they're too small!"

reincarnated worm...

Biofelineism

"Ever feel like even when you're barking at something you're still barking at nothing?"

He can lean back in contentment on cowslip banks and let everything wash over him.

Cat Reunion

It is essential not to overcrowd a tank as this can cause serious problems...

Kid to fellow fisherman: 'Why do they stink like fish when they've been bathing this whole time?'

"Yes, one is a dog."

"The library rejected your request to ban all books on cats and squirrels. But, to be fair, it was no dumber than all the other book ban requests we get."

"Take your first left and then keep turning left until you eventually float to the top."

"Why... do goldfish have such a short memory span? We don't – there isn't anything to remember if all you do is swim around in circles all day long."

"It's just a jogger!" "It's just a car!" "There's nothing out there now!" "I was thinking of the squirrel I saw last week"

"Let's see now: All dogs have four legs. I have four legs. Therefore, I am a dog."

"This aquarium is such a nice prison."

"Dogs are men."

Two Men Angler's In A Storm.

'He's trying to talk them into giving themselves up!'

Flea Philosophy.

"I'm telling you! They don't know anything! No one is in charge!"

Cool Cat, Dog Dork, Grumpy Goldfish, Constipated Cockatiel.

"When I get to heaven do you think I'll get my testicles back?"

'Sometimes I feel sorry for those little baitfish, don't you, Ben?'

Incognito Bonito - 'I don't know me, but I do know you!'

'I'm trying to toilet train them.'

The Inner Dog.

"Cat got your tongue?"

Cat on a psychiatrist's couch: 'Truth is, I'm not really a cat person.'

"My husband is fishing. . ."

"Are you new around here?"

Snub Marine