Pet Philosophers Pillows

"Bow wow! Or is it 'wow bow'?"

"Stop worrying if you're a good dog or a bad dog. Just be the best dog you can be."

'Oh, that is so simplistic. Why must you always see the world in black and white?'

"I don't intend to be a drover's dog all my life."

"Bark or stare? Always a tough decision. Bark? Maybe stare? Whimper? Maybe? Meanwhile, stare."

"I want him to have the serenity to accept the things he can't pee on, the patience to pee on the things he can outside, and the wisdom to know the difference." "But I'll probably just take him to a trainer."

Biofelineism

"I throw this ball, you go get it and bring it back — everything else will fall into place."

"Yes, one is a dog."

"Ever feel like even when you're barking at something you're still barking at nothing?"

Cat Reunion

"The library rejected your request to ban all books on cats and squirrels. But, to be fair, it was no dumber than all the other book ban requests we get."

In life there are things we cannot understand � the words 'get down,' invisible fences, cats...

'A bone is a bone is a bone...'

"He doesn’t say much, but he thinks a lot."

"The universe must love dogs - otherwise, why would sticks just fall from the sky?"

Shepherd, Herder, Hunter, Thinker.

"Let's see now: All dogs have four legs. I have four legs. Therefore, I am a dog."

"May you love like you've never been hurt, dance like no one is watching, and chase squirrels at the speed of light."

"Dogs are men."

"It's just a jogger!" "It's just a car!" "There's nothing out there now!" "I was thinking of the squirrel I saw last week"

"I do what they tell me, I eat what they give me. How do I know they're not a cult?"

Flea Philosophy.

"When I get to heaven do you think I'll get my testicles back?"

'I'm trying to toilet train them.'

"I'm telling you! They don't know anything! No one is in charge!"

"Yeah but when will she be home?"

I bark and bark and bark. . . Therefore I am.

The Inner Dog.

"He's obedient as long as my requests align with his internal moral imperatives."

Cat on a psychiatrist's couch: 'Truth is, I'm not really a cat person.'

"I don't know how to tell you this, Honey, so I'm going to come right out and say it. ... Your goldfish ran away."

The question is, where does want to go for a walk end and need to go for a walk begin? Existentialist dogs.

"You need a hobby."

When dogs appear to be deep in thought.