Fishy Philosopher Pillows

"It is one of life's great mysteries. No one has ever returned to tell."

One of the crucial moments in evolution: 'It's a beautiful day today... We could go out for a walk...'

Fish Food

Darwin goes fishing

Kid to fellow fisherman: 'Why do they stink like fish when they've been bathing this whole time?'

'Some day son, all of this will be yours.'

"Take your first left and then keep turning left until you eventually float to the top."

"Trust me, Lew, if anyone knows where the salmon are jumping, she does!"

"You don't throw them back if they're too small!"

reincarnated worm...

It is essential not to overcrowd a tank as this can cause serious problems...

He can lean back in contentment on cowslip banks and let everything wash over him.

"This aquarium is such a nice prison."

Two Men Angler's In A Storm.

"Why... do goldfish have such a short memory span? We don't – there isn't anything to remember if all you do is swim around in circles all day long."

'He's trying to talk them into giving themselves up!'

Incognito Bonito - 'I don't know me, but I do know you!'

'Sometimes I feel sorry for those little baitfish, don't you, Ben?'

Cool Cat, Dog Dork, Grumpy Goldfish, Constipated Cockatiel.

"So I leave eggs on the ground, and then you come along and drop your whatever on them? That's your idea of romance?"

"Cat got your tongue?"

"My husband is fishing. . ."

"Put on a tie. We've been invited to the castle."

"The perfect killing machine? Is that all I am to you?"

Fish near-death experiences.

Snub Marine

"Just once I would like to laugh or to frown."

"Are you new around here?"

'It's not art - I just overfed my goldfish!'

'This is the eight hundred and sixty-seventh day of my captivity - How about you?'

'Ladies... gentlemen... I imagine you're all wondering why you've been invited to this think tank.'

'There goes the world's largest fish.' (fish bowl)

"What have you been saying about me to the goldfish?!

'Turbidity is pretty high today, better keep the kids inside...'

'Do you think he recognizes us?'