Pet Philosophy Fan Prints

I ask you: How can putting us in a glass bowl with plastic plants be entertaining to them?

Bob encounters one of the bugs in the Jean Paul Sartre fan website.

"Cat box"

"I want him to have the serenity to accept the things he can't pee on, the patience to pee on the things he can outside, and the wisdom to know the difference." "But I'll probably just take him to a trainer."

Wally Begins research for his thesis entitled "who's a good dog?"

'Intelligent Design? My arse!'

Smart Ass - Wise Ass

"I think therefore I am." "Bow Wow, Bow Wow, Bow Wow."

reincarnated worm...

Biofelineism

Voltaire

What else is there to wish for?

"Ever feel like even when you're barking at something you're still barking at nothing?"

'Let's have some fun... give Eve extra memory.'

"As I was only saying the other day..."

Now showing, at a University near you...

"You call this a constitution?"

"Yes, one is a dog."

"How was I supposed to know that the apple was a controlled substance?"

Cat Reunion

"If there were really a God, trees would come with outlets and wifi hubs."

"Your assumption that a one in a million chance event MUST be a miracle shows you drastically underestimate the total number of regularly occurring events."

What does aloof mean?

"Are you not thinking what I'm not thinking?"

''Raining cats and dogs' is just a phrase, Alix.'

"The library rejected your request to ban all books on cats and squirrels. But, to be fair, it was no dumber than all the other book ban requests we get."

'Everything is illusory? -- Even reality shows?'

Epic Battles

YOLO vs YODO

The power of now

Edmund Burke's 'Reflections on the Revolution in France' haunts Dr Richard Price

Snowyphus

'Are you sure You can be objective? -After all, You did CREATE them.'

"At least we agree to disagree."

Fyodor Dostoevsky