Pet Care Philosopher Pillows

"If you're really man's best friend, how come your food never comes with cutlery?"

Lady taking her little dog to the chemist with a cough

"Bark or stare? Always a tough decision. Bark? Maybe stare? Whimper? Maybe? Meanwhile, stare."

'Personally, I don't like to play Fetch, but it makes him happy.'

Polly txt speak

A crowd of happy pet owners.

"Pick me!"

"Again? This is the last time I'm letting you wear the pants with the little zipper."

"I want him to have the serenity to accept the things he can't pee on, the patience to pee on the things he can outside, and the wisdom to know the difference." "But I'll probably just take him to a trainer."

"No no, I said sit!!"

'Fetch.'

Facts of life - The birds and the dogs.

"A squirrel, impressive! I'm still chasing a stick."

Dog Walking Services

"You do realize you can't take that one home."

Billy. The Kid.

"They think we're their best friend. Just play along with it."

"It get it – you're hungry."

'It appears he hit an iceberg.' (A LETTUCE)

Cats may love you, but dogs go all the way.

Woman and pets with hair sticking straight up all enter Stress Management Clinic.

'What did one flea ask the other?' 'Shall we walk or take the dog?'

"I know it’s an issue, and we’re working on it in therapy."

"Oh no, after you. I insist!"

Growl - Hiss Conflict Resolution Meeting

Raw food, after you leave for work.

Horror movies

"I didn't know she could body surf. Did you know she could body surf?"

"Now I really hate poetry."

"Why do dogs wag their tails? Because it always brings results."

Biofelineism

'Hey Harry, you know you've been walking around with a biscuit on your nose for the last two hours?'

"His real name is Major, but everyone call him GET DOWN!"

Skeleton playing fetch.

Mittens is challenged by the string.