"I'm in the Leash Law Department."
Pet Policy Buff Gifts
Looking for a gift for your pet policy buff? Discover fun, clever items that blend a passion for pet regulations with quirky charm. Perfect for humor-loving pet owners or rule aficionados, our collection offers mugs, t-shirts, pillows, and prints that celebrate your meticulous pet policies with a witty twist. Show off your legalistic pet care attitude with products that make a statement, whether at home or at the office. A great gift for pet lovers who take their pet policies seriously but love a good laugh along the way.
Department of No One Could Have Anticipated.
"Obama didn’t get to name a Supreme Court justice during his final year. So how come Trump does?"
"Oh, I'll be bi-partisan alright, punishing both sides of the aisle."
'In its new 'spirit of evenhandedness,' the U. S. Government today sent troops to occupy all foreign countries....'
"HR-bill 9495. Cutting down non-profits."
US Immigration and Naturalization Service: If you're yearning to breath free...Get Out.
"Cat box"
We Tenatively Oppose War on Strictly Procedural Grounds
"National security adviser"
E.U. Banking Union.
'Oh, so now the ocean isn't GOOD enough for you?'
How a Bill Becomes a Law, 2023
"Yes, one is a dog."
G7 Tax Multinational Companies
Cat Reunion
'Answer these constituents letters. Tell them to go to hell in a nice way.'
"The library rejected your request to ban all books on cats and squirrels. But, to be fair, it was no dumber than all the other book ban requests we get."
'We're asking what america can do without to reduce the deficit...no, ma'ma! the Gop and Dems are not options!'
"Oh, I'm thrilled with my new dog! He's sort of a hunter/retriever/plumber/electrician."
Obama Healthcare.
US Credit: 'I'm down grading your credit rating...'
"The date protection policy is all about access to information, and we all know information is POWER!"
"Did you just do a rooster?"
'The only cuts we can all agree with are their cutting remarks!'
"I appreciate the effort Carl, but I don't think you understand the swarm concept."
TPP - Investor State Dispute Settlement
European Union: Entering a prohibitive tax zone.
Rock and a Hard Place
'Not a word to Alfred, but the spare bedroom is worth losing the fourteen pounds!'
Republicans and Democrats debate while the US economy drowns.
EU: Behind the scenes.
"You dropped yer wallet."
Pennies for People, Billions for War
'What I have to do first?!'
Pet Policy Buff Gifts Collection
Pet Policy Buff Mugs
Explore our collection of pet policy buff mugs for a humorous and stylish way to start every day with a smile.
Pet Policy Buff Pillows
Brighten up their home with pet policy-themed pillows that add character and fun to any room.
Pet Policy Buff Prints
Find the perfect print to showcase their pet policy passion in a witty and decorative style.
Pet Policy Buff T-Shirts
Check out our pet policy buff t-shirts to wear your rules with pride and a touch of humor wherever you go.