Policy Lover Gifts

Watch it! I'll cut off the cash!

"We seem to be spending more on defence than on things to defend"

'Let's just wait here until the federal stimulus returns.'

The economy.

'What's wrong with those Europeans? We have more murders in this city than England, France Germany and Spain combined.'

'Did you clear this through Legal first?'

Spot the Difference - God/Uncle Sam

Think Tank

"I'll be honest... there are books by James Joyce that are easier to follow than these bad boys."

Barack Obama, Angela Merkel and David Cameron are ecstatic about the possibility of a free trade agreement between the U.S. and the European Union.

"...It's come to my attention you've been taking my calls."

"Okay... how about some people are poverty rich but asset poor?"

"My farewell gift!"

Backstabber Express: Trump

"I propose legislation to simplify Brexit - the Americans are having a hard time following it."

social services cuts

"The cost of HS2 was 115 billion, but that was when we started the interview. It's 130 now!"

Diplomacy Between Cuba and US

'A more conservative version of the gun bill would also require a background check for all voters.'

Trickledown economics

"Hold it right there! Our legislature is currently considering new measures to protect children from the insidious ravages of cell phones in schools!"

I see the Boris moon arising. . .

Surge Plans.

The Public Option

The Department of Lessons Learned...

'I know we can't repeal the laws of nature, but I don't see why we can't amend them a little.'

NHS recruitment.

House vs. Senate

American Heroes in the Age of Trump

"A reconciliation bill? -- I've been in Congress for 37 years, and I've never reconciled anything!"

The Report from on High

Please help: National Endowment for the Arts

Anti-immigrant discourse

'We've had an application from No.10 Downing Street. . . they need to extend their cabinet room.'

'Nothing cements the relationship like the chance to get it in writing.'