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The Canine League of Nations

'As it's your first day we're going to start you on something easy.'

"I chose to stand up to special interest groups!"

"For the sake of not being redundant, your honor, I feel that one 'bad dog' is sufficient."

'Hey Winston, this is my dad. He's obsessed with sitting.'

Balloon dog training

"Well it looks like we're all here."

'Are you two friends?' - 'No, we just hate the same people.'

'Going to Puppy School is so old fashioned Dad: I can do the course through open learning now...'

If you ask me, pets shouldn't be allowed in the House of Commons...

'All my children have been successful. Frank here is in the Oval Office.'

Self-Employment

Trump, Putin, and Xi Jinping Posing with Nazi Salute

"Last chance — where’s the wet food?"

'What's all this pet's rights stuff addressed to you?'

'The poll results are clear Sir: Your days as the Alpha Male are numbered...'

Bipartisan.

'I don't mind playing dead...but what I'd really like to do is direct.'

Discipline at Doggy School

"The circus was good but as 'Jo Jo, the dogged faced attorney', I'm making a killing."

Trump and Putin

"Must be question time again."

William felt out of place in the dog obedience school.

Canine at the Westminster Pit - Lord Palmerston and Lord Derby

Hillary Clinton's cat.

"Who's a good witness."

"Nobody seconds, now sit down and shut up."

"If he wants to kiss dogs, let him kiss dogs."

Desert Island Empty Except For Nixon Sign

The saying of Chairman Meow.

Edmund Burke

"Don't listen to those pampered puppies at obedience school: there's no shame is being a working dog!"

'Hold it. He's got a reprieve from the Governor!'

"Somebody help! There's a third party candidate in the tiger enclosure!"