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Obstacles to closing Guantanamo.

Trump Administration Raising White Flag in Ukraine

Albania and North Macedonia: entrance denied

Sloaney Pony.

I could have danced all night!

Mardi Gras

'That's not really what I meant by 'let your hair down', Rapunzel.'

We Tenatively Oppose War on Strictly Procedural Grounds

'I can't force jocose if I'm not feeling it.'

"He's taken buzzed to a whole new level."

Cat Nip.

Reagacentennial

Vote Centrist to Keep Things Exactly as Awful as They Are

'Sooner or later, someone at the party will hand you a sandwich and a glass of wine - then what?'

"It's not a party until someone gets plowed."

Donald Trump Playing Golf With Hair On Fire

Early photobombing

"See..? We told you there was nothing there..."

Join me in a Martini?

The Grasshopper's Feast: A Prophetic Vision

Bubbly

Dick was the kind of guy who wanted everyone to know it was his birthday.

"Harry—Let's get brunch and day drink."

"Anna - there's someone I'd like to meet."

'I'm too hot to trot.'

US and the EU

Wolf Karaoke

Clown waits for 'Happy Hour' to begin.

Sally woke up with a headache. This house didn't look familiar. There was a rug burn on her forehead. Three good reasons to quit drinking.

Trump Poutine

Denmark scrapped anti-blasphemy law!

"I chose to stand up to special interest groups!"

Balancing two espresso martinis

Beers

"As an avid red wine drinker, I can say, with certainty, that the notion that drinking clarity impares claret is false!"