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First Appearance of the Republican Elephant- Caesarism Fears Drive the Party's Support Towards an Abyss

"We found the poor thing stranded on the beach last summer and decided to adopt it."

Who will determine Venezuela's future?

The Zoo.

"He was overly socialized as a puppy."

'It's a deal, lets sniff bottoms!'

A baby duck in a tiny car seat on the mother duck's back.

Seagiraffes

Nelson Mandela in despair over the crime rates in SA.

"Well, isn't that embarrassing."

Trump pardons

Sir Winston Churchill

"Who's got the hammer?"

"You're very lucky that gazelle gives me diarrhea."

'Dr Hodges, here, is from England and he's been observing us for 14 years. Mr Ferrell, an American, has been here only 3 weeks. Monique Corveu, from Paris, has practically been living with us for about nine years...'

"The Lord works in mysterious ways, I mean, alpacas? What are they? It’s like Bob Seger mated with a llama."

"I told you playing Pin the Tail on the Donkey was a dumb idea."

"I decided to go all out on the house decorations this year."

"Away with the warmonger!"

Pirate Squirrels Looking for Buried Treasure

Boy with a whale: 'He followed me home, Dad, can I keep him?'

Political convention

Girl wags her pony tail as dog wags his tail.

"The hyenas started it."

'You can't be serious! They wash you by dipping you in a tub of water! That's horrible!'

'Hang on a minute: What does 'IVF' mean?!'

"...and your ears! They're like silk purses!"

'The problem is, she's so damn crabby.'

"The cat told me to eat your homework."

"First date hairball... awkward."

Pets are reading the book 'Animal Farm'.

Wolf trying on sheep's clothing at a retail store.

The truth is, Congressman, we didn't know it was wrong to screw people.

"He's the chief watchdog, who watches over all the other watchdogs—but this must be his night off."

Endangered wildlife 'Lost' posters stuck on trees surrounded by rubbish