Puppy Parliamentarian T-Shirts

Canine at the Westminster Pit - Lord Palmerston and Lord Derby

'As it's your first day we're going to start you on something easy.'

"For the sake of not being redundant, your honor, I feel that one 'bad dog' is sufficient."

"I chose to stand up to special interest groups!"

"...do they teach manners at obedience school?"

'Hey Winston, this is my dad. He's obsessed with sitting.'

'He followed me home. Can I keep him?'

Balloon dog training

'Are you two friends?' - 'No, we just hate the same people.'

"Well it looks like we're all here."

Self-Employment

Trump, Putin, and Xi Jinping Posing with Nazi Salute

'Going to Puppy School is so old fashioned Dad: I can do the course through open learning now...'

If you ask me, pets shouldn't be allowed in the House of Commons...

'All my children have been successful. Frank here is in the Oval Office.'

"Last chance — where’s the wet food?"

'The poll results are clear Sir: Your days as the Alpha Male are numbered...'

What they're thinking.

Bipartisan.

"Just pay attention and you might learn a few new tricks."

"The circus was good but as 'Jo Jo, the dogged faced attorney', I'm making a killing."

Discipline at Doggy School

William felt out of place in the dog obedience school.

Trump and Putin

"Must be question time again."

Hillary Clinton's cat.

"Who's a good witness."

"Nobody seconds, now sit down and shut up."

"If he wants to kiss dogs, let him kiss dogs."

"This isn't obedience school. This is much more useful."

"Don't listen to those pampered puppies at obedience school: there's no shame is being a working dog!"

Edmund Burke

The saying of Chairman Meow.

"Not THAT sort of begging..!"

Desert Island Empty Except For Nixon Sign