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"Nobody seconds, now sit down and shut up."

The Jeopardy of Progress

Department of No One Could Have Anticipated.

Schengen

"Welcome to the future"

Hate Platforms

"Tariffs love me...tariffs love me not..."

"I want him to have the serenity to accept the things he can't pee on, the patience to pee on the things he can outside, and the wisdom to know the difference." "But I'll probably just take him to a trainer."

Rare earths are the key to a greenwashed, technotopian future

'Let's just wait here until the federal stimulus returns.'

'As it's your first day we're going to start you on something easy.'

E.U. Banking Union.

'Well, kids, it all started with a massive Federal program to combat global warming....'

'What's wrong with those Europeans? We have more murders in this city than England, France Germany and Spain combined.'

"Basically, your new job here at the Treasury Department implementing the bailout is simple, Grayson, just grab and armful of money and run..."

"For the sake of not being redundant, your honor, I feel that one 'bad dog' is sufficient."

'And this one's framed in beautiful Brazilian hardwood.'

Ruth Bader Ginsburg - Forever Supreme

US v.s. Tech Giants

'He's downgrading the credit agencies.'

"He's actually my co-counsel, but you may scratch his head."

World Economic Crisis.

It's a new government directive requiring us to be 58% more cheerful within 18 months.

America's Funniest Interest Rate Hikes

"Somehow, they get exempted from a lot of laws."

Moses holds up new federal regulation guidelines.

'The government's right. Not counting, food, clothing, energy, shelter, health care, or transportation, inflation is hardly going up.'

'The recession is over, again.'

Economy

Think Tank

"That's not a knife crime initiative. That's a knife crime initiative!"

Russia Money Laundering

Flat tax - equal burden?