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'May I carry your flash drive to school for you?'

'I think he's got a girlfriend. He's starting to brush his teeth.'

"Pick me!"

"Can I keep them? I found him on the internet?"

Beware the Dog: 'Hopefully I'll grow into the job...'

Jr. cloning kit

"Okay, that's enough Physics for one day. Take a break and chase your tails."

Pet Shop: "I think I've found one for me."

"We've found a marvelous trainer for Rex."

"Here's one: 'Youth Frisbee Camp', from 9 a.m. to 3 p.m. on Tuesdays." "Naw... Go back to that first one, for 'early chewers', wasn't that one a sleep-over camp?"

'It's normal, don't worry, people on the street just love patting puppies...'

"How long is it since you took Benji for a walk?"

'He rides in the car with his head out the window a lot.'

Dogma

"Sorry, bud. You know the rules... Dibs is dibs."

"It's a boy, ... and two girls, then another boy, another girl, and there more boys."

"Hi! Hi! Hi! Hi!"

'The vet said that getting spayed might hurt a little. But having nine puppies hurt a little, too.'

"This is why I want you to remember the three most important words in the world: spay, neuter, adopt."

'No sharing gifts! You get the Teddy Bear, he gets the bone.'

"Sorry kid, I work alone."

A Change of Scene.

Puppies

'Boy, am I going to be pleased when the pregnancy is over...'

"We're going to pay for your obedience school but after that you're on your own."

"Who says you can't teach an old dog new tricks?"

Dogs

War never felt the same after the Great Puppy Ambush.

'I can see the practical side of fetching, but what's the point of rolling over?'

A Midwestern Disaster Film.

'Oh there you are...you naughty girl! What have you been up to this time?'

'Puppies' at that playful stage where he likes to rearrange the furniture.'

"She's a golden retriever...I've always had a thing for blondes!"