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'May I carry your flash drive to school for you?'

'I think he's got a girlfriend. He's starting to brush his teeth.'

"Can I carry your ipad for you Cindy?"

"Pick me!"

"Can I keep them? I found him on the internet?"

Pet Shop: "I think I've found one for me."

Beware the Dog: 'Hopefully I'll grow into the job...'

"Okay, that's enough Physics for one day. Take a break and chase your tails."

Jr. cloning kit

"We've found a marvelous trainer for Rex."

'It's normal, don't worry, people on the street just love patting puppies...'

"How long is it since you took Benji for a walk?"

"Here's one: 'Youth Frisbee Camp', from 9 a.m. to 3 p.m. on Tuesdays." "Naw... Go back to that first one, for 'early chewers', wasn't that one a sleep-over camp?"

'He rides in the car with his head out the window a lot.'

Obedience School Graduation

"Sorry, bud. You know the rules... Dibs is dibs."

Dogma

"It's a boy, ... and two girls, then another boy, another girl, and there more boys."

'The vet said that getting spayed might hurt a little. But having nine puppies hurt a little, too.'

"Hi! Hi! Hi! Hi!"

"This is why I want you to remember the three most important words in the world: spay, neuter, adopt."

'No sharing gifts! You get the Teddy Bear, he gets the bone.'

A Dog's Food Pyramid.

"Sorry kid, I work alone."

Dogs

"We're going to pay for your obedience school but after that you're on your own."

A Change of Scene.

"Who says you can't teach an old dog new tricks?"

'Boy, am I going to be pleased when the pregnancy is over...'

Puppies

'Sure, he acts like he's into you now, but, trust me...he's only interested in one thing.'

War never felt the same after the Great Puppy Ambush.

'I can see the practical side of fetching, but what's the point of rolling over?'

'Oh there you are...you naughty girl! What have you been up to this time?'

"She's a golden retriever...I've always had a thing for blondes!"