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'He rides in the car with his head out the window a lot.'

"Pick me!"

"Can I keep them? I found him on the internet?"

"Okay, that's enough Physics for one day. Take a break and chase your tails."

Beware the Dog: 'Hopefully I'll grow into the job...'

Jr. cloning kit

Pet Shop: "I think I've found one for me."

"We've found a marvelous trainer for Rex."

"How long is it since you took Benji for a walk?"

'It's normal, don't worry, people on the street just love patting puppies...'

"Here's one: 'Youth Frisbee Camp', from 9 a.m. to 3 p.m. on Tuesdays." "Naw... Go back to that first one, for 'early chewers', wasn't that one a sleep-over camp?"

"Sorry, bud. You know the rules... Dibs is dibs."

Dogma

"It's a boy, ... and two girls, then another boy, another girl, and there more boys."

"This is why I want you to remember the three most important words in the world: spay, neuter, adopt."

'No sharing gifts! You get the Teddy Bear, he gets the bone.'

"Hi! Hi! Hi! Hi!"

'The vet said that getting spayed might hurt a little. But having nine puppies hurt a little, too.'

"Sorry kid, I work alone."

"Who says you can't teach an old dog new tricks?"

Puppies

A Change of Scene.

'I'll bet you taught him that!'

'Boy, am I going to be pleased when the pregnancy is over...'

"We're going to pay for your obedience school but after that you're on your own."

Puppy.

Dogs

'I can see the practical side of fetching, but what's the point of rolling over?'

War never felt the same after the Great Puppy Ambush.

'Puppies' at that playful stage where he likes to rearrange the furniture.'

'Say... I just had no idea the red haired freckled dutchmen were so good with kids!'

'Oh there you are...you naughty girl! What have you been up to this time?'