Puppy Love T-Shirts

"Sorry kid, I work alone."

"We've found a marvelous trainer for Rex."

"Don’t worry, girl. I’m working on our ‘no puppy left behind.’"

'If you want to get anywhere with girls, you gotta PRETEND to like bunnies, ponies, and kittens.'

"That was a great kiss, Joey...but can I have my gum back please?"

"I said SLIPPERS!"

"Thanks for walking me home."

"Can I keep them? I found him on the internet?"

Jr. cloning kit

Pet Shop: "I think I've found one for me."

"How long is it since you took Benji for a walk?"

'He rides in the car with his head out the window a lot.'

'It's normal, don't worry, people on the street just love patting puppies...'

"Sorry, bud. You know the rules... Dibs is dibs."

'No sharing gifts! You get the Teddy Bear, he gets the bone.'

"Hi! Hi! Hi! Hi!"

"Who says you can't teach an old dog new tricks?"

Dogs

Puppies

'I'll bet you taught him that!'

"She's a golden retriever...I've always had a thing for blondes!"

'Oh there you are...you naughty girl! What have you been up to this time?'

'Say... I just had no idea the red haired freckled dutchmen were so good with kids!'

'Smart? This dog can bark in five different languages!'

A Midwestern Disaster Film.

Little girl shows her dog her shiny shoes.

"I see a couch."

"The emotional support goes both ways."

'The dog wants to come home with us, mom!'

'He's barking mad!'

Headshot of perky dog.

"Who's my perfect little excuse to leave social functions? You are, yes you are."

"What's worse, that or this?"

Puppy and Elephant Selfie

"All By Myself, Dad?"