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"Behold the secret to happiness."

'They had three puppies and four kids before me: It's almost impossible to find a piece of furniture that hasn't been chewed on...'

'Now you know why I piddle in his water dish.'

'I'd like a puppy who's cute, playful, and can shoulder a lot of blame.'

"I may no look it, but I'm just as cute as you are."

"Pick me!"

"Can I keep them? I found him on the internet?"

Jr. cloning kit

"Okay, that's enough Physics for one day. Take a break and chase your tails."

Mom, there's a simple explanation for this...Aliens from outer space.

Christmas in the Fish Bowl

Beware the Dog: 'Hopefully I'll grow into the job...'

Pet Shop: "I think I've found one for me."

"We've found a marvelous trainer for Rex."

"Here's one: 'Youth Frisbee Camp', from 9 a.m. to 3 p.m. on Tuesdays." "Naw... Go back to that first one, for 'early chewers', wasn't that one a sleep-over camp?"

"Consider yourself lucky that you only got a little shaken up in that dryer--socks get lost in that thing and aren't ever seen again.'

"How long is it since you took Benji for a walk?"

'It's normal, don't worry, people on the street just love patting puppies...'

"Sorry, bud. You know the rules... Dibs is dibs."

Dogma

"It's a boy, ... and two girls, then another boy, another girl, and there more boys."

"So you're just now tellin' me I was hatched from an egg and I coulda' left years ago?!?"

"I don’t know how many ways I can explain it. One morning you’ll just wake up and know that you’re in love."

"Hi! Hi! Hi! Hi!"

"This is why I want you to remember the three most important words in the world: spay, neuter, adopt."

'No sharing gifts! You get the Teddy Bear, he gets the bone.'

'The vet said that getting spayed might hurt a little. But having nine puppies hurt a little, too.'

"He doesn’t say much, but he thinks a lot."

'Are we there yet?'

"Sorry kid, I work alone."

'Of course if you wanna a really BIG family I guess we could always adopt.'

A Change of Scene.

Puppies

'We'll get a head start on goofing off.'

"Gesundheit!"