Puppy Lovers Prints

"Behold the secret to happiness."

'They had three puppies and four kids before me: It's almost impossible to find a piece of furniture that hasn't been chewed on...'

'Now you know why I piddle in his water dish.'

'I'd like a puppy who's cute, playful, and can shoulder a lot of blame.'

"I may no look it, but I'm just as cute as you are."

"Pick me!"

"Can I keep them? I found him on the internet?"

Christmas in the Fish Bowl

Mom, there's a simple explanation for this...Aliens from outer space.

Pet Shop: "I think I've found one for me."

Beware the Dog: 'Hopefully I'll grow into the job...'

"Okay, that's enough Physics for one day. Take a break and chase your tails."

Jr. cloning kit

"We've found a marvelous trainer for Rex."

"Here's one: 'Youth Frisbee Camp', from 9 a.m. to 3 p.m. on Tuesdays." "Naw... Go back to that first one, for 'early chewers', wasn't that one a sleep-over camp?"

"How long is it since you took Benji for a walk?"

"Consider yourself lucky that you only got a little shaken up in that dryer--socks get lost in that thing and aren't ever seen again.'

'It's normal, don't worry, people on the street just love patting puppies...'

Obedience School Graduation

Dogma

"Sorry, bud. You know the rules... Dibs is dibs."

"It's a boy, ... and two girls, then another boy, another girl, and there more boys."

'The vet said that getting spayed might hurt a little. But having nine puppies hurt a little, too.'

"Hi! Hi! Hi! Hi!"

"This is why I want you to remember the three most important words in the world: spay, neuter, adopt."

"I don’t know how many ways I can explain it. One morning you’ll just wake up and know that you’re in love."

'No sharing gifts! You get the Teddy Bear, he gets the bone.'

"He doesn’t say much, but he thinks a lot."

"So you're just now tellin' me I was hatched from an egg and I coulda' left years ago?!?"

'Are we there yet?'

A Dog's Food Pyramid.

"Sorry kid, I work alone."

'We'll get a head start on goofing off.'

'Sure, he acts like he's into you now, but, trust me...he's only interested in one thing.'

"Gesundheit!"