Puppy Love Fans T-Shirts

'Hey, you're supposed to pinch me for not wearing green!'

Apple Kiss

"Pick me!"

"Can I keep them? I found him on the internet?"

Jr. cloning kit

Beware the Dog: 'Hopefully I'll grow into the job...'

"Okay, that's enough Physics for one day. Take a break and chase your tails."

Pet Shop: "I think I've found one for me."

"We've found a marvelous trainer for Rex."

"Here's one: 'Youth Frisbee Camp', from 9 a.m. to 3 p.m. on Tuesdays." "Naw... Go back to that first one, for 'early chewers', wasn't that one a sleep-over camp?"

"How long is it since you took Benji for a walk?"

'It's normal, don't worry, people on the street just love patting puppies...'

Obedience School Graduation

Dogma

"Sorry, bud. You know the rules... Dibs is dibs."

Dog in love

"It's a boy, ... and two girls, then another boy, another girl, and there more boys."

"This is why I want you to remember the three most important words in the world: spay, neuter, adopt."

'No sharing gifts! You get the Teddy Bear, he gets the bone.'

'The vet said that getting spayed might hurt a little. But having nine puppies hurt a little, too.'

A Dog's Food Pyramid.

"Sorry kid, I work alone."

A Change of Scene.

Puppies

"Who says you can't teach an old dog new tricks?"

"We're going to pay for your obedience school but after that you're on your own."

'Sure, he acts like he's into you now, but, trust me...he's only interested in one thing.'

Dogs

'Boy, am I going to be pleased when the pregnancy is over...'

War never felt the same after the Great Puppy Ambush.

'I can see the practical side of fetching, but what's the point of rolling over?'

'This is no game! This is who I am!'

"Have you considered trying for a puppy?"

'Say... I just had no idea the red haired freckled dutchmen were so good with kids!'

Little girl shows her dog her shiny shoes.