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'My Dad will like you - He's in charge of the monkey house at the zoo!'

"Pick me!"

"Either that's Marmaduke with a lizard's head in front of us, or I really mixed up my meds."

"He was a very good boy."

"Now I really hate poetry."

"Can I keep them? I found him on the internet?"

Jr. cloning kit

"Okay, that's enough Physics for one day. Take a break and chase your tails."

Pet Shop: "I think I've found one for me."

Beware the Dog: 'Hopefully I'll grow into the job...'

"We've found a marvelous trainer for Rex."

'It's normal, don't worry, people on the street just love patting puppies...'

"Here's one: 'Youth Frisbee Camp', from 9 a.m. to 3 p.m. on Tuesdays." "Naw... Go back to that first one, for 'early chewers', wasn't that one a sleep-over camp?"

"How long is it since you took Benji for a walk?"

'Sure, it's our pool. . . but who's going to tell him that?'

Why Cupid is not allowed to drink alcohol anymore...

"Sorry, bud. You know the rules... Dibs is dibs."

Dogma

"It's great to see Biff; Socksie the cat is out of the bag..."

"It's a boy, ... and two girls, then another boy, another girl, and there more boys."

'He taught me the importance of taking a walk each day.'

'No sharing gifts! You get the Teddy Bear, he gets the bone.'

'Yes, it's just a little volume.'

"This is why I want you to remember the three most important words in the world: spay, neuter, adopt."

"Good boy, what a good boy. You're hired."

"Meow"

"When the world gives you mean and macho, reach for licks and love."

'Well, they're just great for running down gazelles and jackals!'

'The vet said that getting spayed might hurt a little. But having nine puppies hurt a little, too.'

"Sorry kid, I work alone."

'Boy, am I going to be pleased when the pregnancy is over...'