Puppy Love Admirer Gifts

'My Dad will like you - He's in charge of the monkey house at the zoo!'

"Pick me!"

"Either that's Marmaduke with a lizard's head in front of us, or I really mixed up my meds."

"He was a very good boy."

"Now I really hate poetry."

"Can I keep them? I found him on the internet?"

"Okay, that's enough Physics for one day. Take a break and chase your tails."

Jr. cloning kit

Beware the Dog: 'Hopefully I'll grow into the job...'

Pet Shop: "I think I've found one for me."

"We've found a marvelous trainer for Rex."

'It's normal, don't worry, people on the street just love patting puppies...'

"Here's one: 'Youth Frisbee Camp', from 9 a.m. to 3 p.m. on Tuesdays." "Naw... Go back to that first one, for 'early chewers', wasn't that one a sleep-over camp?"

"How long is it since you took Benji for a walk?"

I'm not saying I'm not a hound dog. I'm saying I'm not nothing but a hound dog.

Obedience School Graduation

'Sure, it's our pool. . . but who's going to tell him that?'

Why Cupid is not allowed to drink alcohol anymore...

Dogma

"It's great to see Biff; Socksie the cat is out of the bag..."

"Sorry, bud. You know the rules... Dibs is dibs."

"It's a boy, ... and two girls, then another boy, another girl, and there more boys."

'He taught me the importance of taking a walk each day.'

"When the world gives you mean and macho, reach for licks and love."

'Well, they're just great for running down gazelles and jackals!'

"Meow"

'Yes, it's just a little volume.'

'No sharing gifts! You get the Teddy Bear, he gets the bone.'

'The vet said that getting spayed might hurt a little. But having nine puppies hurt a little, too.'

No, I don

"Good boy, what a good boy. You're hired."

"This is why I want you to remember the three most important words in the world: spay, neuter, adopt."

'Please keep in mind this is only a 'ruff' copy.'

A Dog's Food Pyramid.

"Sorry kid, I work alone."